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Fertilization

You put your lips together in an interlocking dance, while one member of the party spits and gags up their own egg into their partner's mouth womb. At that moment, the other participating fertilizee will fertilize the egg before relocating the now fertilized egg into their mouth womb and back into the egg chamber
Person A: Let's partake in Fertilization
Person B: Daddy Chill
by Chaostoad July 1, 2022
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I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.
*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Sl00shi October 4, 2023
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Jock: OH baby~ I want your Babylonian Body for myself I will donate 200 dollars to you my queen
Babylonian Fertility Goddess: Oh ho ho! How scrumptious, I tip my fedora to you my delightful king
by Gasstationtweaker July 22, 2023
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fertile season

a period of time when all different age groups are pregnant.
Diapers, Baby Food, and other baby products are sold out
dang no diapers?
its fertile season. you didnt know?
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Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.
(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)
by FarmerDale June 11, 2021
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