A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.
Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
by Bunny Palacio April 25, 2018
Engaging in acts of fellatio while listening to the greatest hits of famous jazz great, Thelonious Monk.
by Stillnosenseatall July 02, 2019
Felonie Fartinez = M3L@N!E M4RT!N£Z (TW) BELONGS BEHIND BARS
"Felonie tanked & porktals is a skip".
"Godlor outsold Felonie."
"Arigod outsold Felonie."
"Fadga outsold Felonie." (Yes, she did!)
"Godlor outsold Felonie."
"Arigod outsold Felonie."
"Fadga outsold Felonie." (Yes, she did!)
by taawdaasd May 12, 2024
Isnt that the TRAITOR TRUMP? You know the FELONIOUS CRIMINAL DEFENDANT who stole classified documents?
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 15, 2024
Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.
In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.
by JDSAg April 13, 2023
Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018