feline irony

The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.

With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.

by Analeest December 03, 2014

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Fly Feline

A varient on the term 'cool cat,' a term used to describe incredibly cool bros and hoes.

I'll see you fly felines later.

by macjagger December 17, 2011

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feline floral relocator

FFR is the most awesome invention in the field of botany!

The feline floral relocator has really helped me-owt!

by zazababycat December 11, 2024

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Feline Foot 'n Joy

The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.

Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!

My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.

by Hydrobrew April 22, 2011

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