by RhymeDuckTime May 23, 2016
Edward is most DEFIANTLY a dude that GLOWS from effing SUNLIGHT. and he's like, 200 years old, and yet 17. He has FANGS, merther frugger. And hes a veggie, yo! He won't suck yo blood right out of you skinny taylor-swift-listening neck! BUT ITS SO EPICALLY HARD NOT TO RESIST YOU BELLA! And guess what?! HE CAN FREAKING STOP A TRUCK, YES A TRUCK, WITH HIS THOUGHTS. BAM. LIKE, BAD TO THE MOTHER EFFING DAMN. And he can run supa koopa fast, AND CLIMB TREES LIKE A MONKEY. HE HAS A VAMPIRE TAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE! AND HES GONNA MAKE AN EVIL BABY THAN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SHANAYNAY NAME IS, ITS EVIL, AND ITS LIKE WHAT, FORM ALIEN VS. PREDATOR?!
who Edward REALLY is is the aveerage joe, but not Joe, because Joe's the guy right over there. you have the wrong definition if so.
typically a middle name, and defiantly not any of that crazy crack head stuff up above. their cool. musically talented.
who Edward REALLY is is the aveerage joe, but not Joe, because Joe's the guy right over there. you have the wrong definition if so.
typically a middle name, and defiantly not any of that crazy crack head stuff up above. their cool. musically talented.
Bella: Edward, your my one and only, you have a freaking vampire tan, and yet you glow! lets make evil alien babies with weird crazy cracker names together!
Edward: Pssssh who you talking to, I'm like the average Joe
Joe: HEY GUYS
Edward: Pssssh who you talking to, I'm like the average Joe
Joe: HEY GUYS
by Twilight isn't about vampires June 07, 2009
by Nugget Jesus January 27, 2016
to Edward: verb: 1. to devour someone's baby out of their uterus, through their stomach, using mainly one's teeth; 2. to cry constantly and do absolutely nothing of use to the world; 3. to sparkle.
1. Dude, he totally Edwarded that girl's stomach last night. Now she'll never have babies!
2. Ever since his girlfriend broke up with him he's been totally Edwarding.
3. Did you see that sparkly dildo? It Edwards.
2. Ever since his girlfriend broke up with him he's been totally Edwarding.
3. Did you see that sparkly dildo? It Edwards.
by Shenaniganical February 08, 2010
The male version of Lana Rhoades, This man will fuck all the dudes he sees. He emphasizes the idea that age is naught but a number
by Joseph Okarot October 28, 2020
by The Tibetan nun November 25, 2018
An absolute idiot who is blond and has blue eyes he is extremely socially awkward but thinks he's awesome
by Helllloooooooooo July 11, 2017