double-decker couch

an idea so dumb or bad, nobody would think it could possibly be useful.

-Metalbeard (The Lego Movie)

-Did you hear about the marketing idea Joe pitched to the execs today?

-Yeah man....a complete double-decker couch. I feel embarrassed for him. We're not actually considering it, are we?

by UpBeatMe317 July 20, 2017

Double decker doo-ha

First. You start by pouring sparkling water into your beautiful bong. Then you place a layer of THC in your bowl. Then you’ll layer some weed. Then top it with some more THC. ENJOY BY SMOKING TILL THE DAY ENDS!

I’m gonna smoke a double decker doo-ha tonight!

by Theawkwardpiza October 23, 2018

Double Decker Sandwhich

A simultaneously prolapsing asshole and vagina of a woman after double penetration sex.

Yo dude Sandra had a "Double Decker Sandwhich" after I banged her with Tyrone.

by prematurejaculator November 28, 2019

double-decker peanut butter t-rex

A rare creature that is created when someone is doing missionary, ties the upper arms of the woman to her sides, fills her mouth with half a jar of peanut butter, and makes passionate love to her until she moans.

Guy 1: Hey man how's the relationship going?
Guy 2: Pretty great, last night we became the mythical double-decker peanut butter t-rex

by Dankest of Darmens January 25, 2020

double decker dosage

The godly connect 4 move involving setting up a situation where you get three in a row in two places so you automatically win no matter what.

Lenny:*Yooo! I just set up a double decker dosage so I automatically win the game!
Karl:Bro frick you!

by KyleEatsDoritos December 4, 2020

Double Decker Shit

One person is on the toilet shitting while the second is sitting on their lap shitting through the firsts others legs.

Me and Alex had to shit at the same time yesterday so we double decker shit.

by TheDeckerGang March 6, 2022

Emergency Double Decker

When you get your date home and realise you don't have any condoms but do have a but plug.
The butt plug is placed in her vagina and you proceed to have anal intercourse.

"I wasn't ready to be a dad, so we did the emergency double decker

by bigscousechris January 28, 2020