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Zone-deaf

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.
I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.
by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021
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Deaf Listen

-To be recommended to listen to a certain music really loud.
Joe: ay you heard that new mixtape purple codeine 26?

Oscar: naww is it off the bricks?

Joe: Cuhh..you should Deaf Listen to that trap music a-sap.
by 941sotathug September 16, 2009
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Deaf dumb

Deaf Dumb means to have absolutely no sense of direction. To the point that the nonsense that being examed is almost deafening, it's just like wha--, what he just say, what she just do?
Eg. Sarah's presentation was deaf dumb
by broooooyoudeafdumb June 1, 2020
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Computer Deaf

Someone who doesn't understands any computer terms when used in a sentence or heard.
John is computer deaf he never understand anything I try to explain about his computer.
by ShadowZeek August 23, 2011
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kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.
"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"
by l0lm4tt August 23, 2011
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Earphone deafness

Deafness to the outside world as a result of earphones inserted ears and music volume turned up very loud. People then underestimate how loud their burps, farts, breathing and yawning are, as theu have limited access to the outside world
"Megan, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard."
"Sorry, Kate, I had earphone deafness and didn't realise it was would be so loud."
by donkeysanctuary October 26, 2012
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Deaf jeff

When a guy ejaculates in both your ears so that you can't hear a thing
Channing Tatecum : My name is deaf Jeff...
You: Whaaaaaat? I can't hear anything.
by Sierralemon April 3, 2021
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