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dead pan man

A dead pan man is as dead as tin. Dead meat as a pot on a stove. He never gets it and always forgets the details.
Dead pan man please understand you never follow the rules. Cause if you keep breaking them you won’t have a second chance!
by aromabinger June 10, 2024
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Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.
Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.
by Microweinerman September 10, 2023
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Dead man’s scrunch

When you are shot in the neck/head and spaz up before falling limp.
Yeah he’s dead, he did the dead man’s scrunch after he was shot!
by Lukiepook September 13, 2025
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Dead mans

A term used in New Jersey commonly used to swear upon someone’s dead relatives or friend.
“I put it on your dead mans that I’ll give you money.”
by Thelucky1ne November 10, 2022
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Dead man snitch

Dead man snitch works on same principle like terrorist dead man switch. Dead man snitch is situation when you want to roast or fire someone atc. But he have some comproniting materials and if you do this he will destroy you.
Person 1: Are you already fired Garry
Person 2: No
Person 1: And why
Person 2: Because he have some dead man snitch on me
by zululman February 8, 2020
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Dead Man Tells No Tales

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."
by Frankster420 October 7, 2019
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Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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