Robbed in daylight no guns

When you go to a store that up charges you for shit return.

I was just robbed in daylight no guns from going to fucking bougie grocery store erehwon for their $30 bottle water and $50 hamburger that was all mid 😭😭

by CUMSE April 02, 2024

Trickster Dead by Daylight

Trickster is a killer from a video game called dead by daylight.

He is my daddy😳😫
I love him. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Yo, Trickster Dead by Daylight is sexy as frick.

by Ayobroski February 18, 2022

Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019

southern pacific daylight 4449

a beautiful gs4 steam locomotive painted in a eye catching orange/red and black color scheme, who had a pee pee accident in west texas nicknamed the west texas drawbar (it also contains peanuts)

she looks almost as pretty as the southern pacific daylight 4449

by great northern 1246 November 05, 2023

Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by imagine_begging June 16, 2023

Daylight Phobia

The rare phobia which describes the condition of being terrified of being awake at sunrise at the end of a night out.

Extreme cases see affected individuals go home in the middle of an outstanding DJ set, possibly even before a big drop.

Daisy: Chaz can I come with you to watch Jamie Jones at Fabric.
Chaz: No Daisy, Im not having your Daylight Phobia get in the way of a potentially classic evening.

by DD-N October 27, 2011

Daylight Curtains

Blackout curtains when defined by an moron.

That parrot won’t stop chirping, trick him into thinking it’s nighttime with some daylight curtains!

by October 04, 2020