Dictionary

The only place where marriage comes before sex anymore

M comes before s in the alphabet in the dictionary

by #pauline June 4, 2021

Dictionary

did you not fucking pass 1st grade you retarded piece of shit. this is fucking easier than saying the word "Hello".

ayo bro i just bought this fucking dictionary. It shows me the meaning of words and some shit.

by random dude here May 10, 2022

dictionary

The evil twin brother of the urban dictionary who always tells the truth

Jake:go look in the dictionary
John:oh hell nah bitch im using the urban dictionary
Jake:but the dictionary tells the truth

by Slim shabby October 4, 2017

dictionary

As a verb, to press something under a large dictionary so that it lies flat.

I cant get the creases out if this paper, so I'll try to (dictionary) it

by 435643 February 25, 2015

Dictionary

Complete shit you wipe your arse with.

Hey pass me the dictionary i just shat out a log

by donaldtrumpisadick May 15, 2020

dictionarier

Adj - More diction than the average dictionary.

Justin- This dictionary is dictionarier than that dictionary over there.

by Therealzv July 13, 2015

Dictionary

A place where success comes before work

1: jimmy spends the whole day reading a dictionary but never uses it for its purpose

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017