Crustus

they are known for being “soulmates” or “Luca and Alberto” in cosplay on tiktok! but the chemistry they both have together is superior. together they can conquer the world (alike the meaning of frogs in love.) all the smiles and longing looks don’t go unnoticed by the fandom. you’d fall in love with love if you saw the way Crustus looked at each other and it’s not coincidental that Crustus met the universe knew what it was doing.

(Crusty.) Crustus is the only relationship/friendship you wish you had, Crustus is having your first love over the internet and seeing them in real life just to fall in love again and it’s poetic almost.

if you have Crustus in your life keep them close they deserve only the best and to be safe.

(Crawford Arnow and Justus Veijk)
Follow your dreams. 🥰

p: dude did you see CRUSTUS today?
o: yeah!
p: man.. I wish I had what they had.

by .r August 12, 2021

Crusty Pretzel

A sexual act where your girlfriend puts her legs behind her head to imitate the form of a pretzel. The guy usually saves his load for the entire week to cover her entire body. The seearm is then dried to set the crusty accents.

Yesterday, I was busy call my mom. All of the sudden my girlfriend asked me for a "crusty Pretzel".

by LongDongShlong69 December 27, 2022

eatin' crusts

A simple definition for people both male, and female that feel the need to date and or copulate with close friends exes or former lovers. Aka dicks, fucks or skinflutes.

Hey did you hear chris hooked up with another one of our exes!?

Yeah hes always been a fan of eatin' crusts

by browntip July 17, 2014

Crusty Musty

a name you call people to annoy the shit out of them.

"you're a crusty musty"
"shut up"
"no, you shut up you crusty musty"

or

"stop picking your nose crusty musty"

by xx_Maryannslover_xx April 10, 2012

crusty clit

A female who has engaged in sexual intercourse and does not clean her genitalia afterward.

Your mother is a crusty clit bitch.

by NatalieMN November 24, 2006

Crusty Adams

A person that masturbates and doesn't wipe afterwards

"That guy is walking like a crusty adams...he probably wacks off and doesn't even wipe. that's how crusty he is!"

by Josh Rogers January 14, 2007

Crusty Butt Nuggets

The same concept as dingle-berries. Crusty pieces of turd that dried on your stanky ass hair in lil precious nugs. People specifically in Parma, OH - try to collect as many as possible as delicious ass treats when tossing salad (licking a butthole for sexual pleasure) is a delicacy - highly popular amongst the, booty boy butt hoes.

Todd: Hey Chad, I heard you've been saving those crusty butt nuggets especially for me. Can't wait to taste those delicious salad toppings tonight.

by Alimew November 27, 2022