nipple crippler

The act of getting your teet or nipple twisted or squeezed.

My uncle used to pinch my little boobies and ask me what was worse than a texas tornado and answer a nipple crippler.

by Cramerica Industries January 8, 2007

Cripple Stool

The handicap toilet stall. Same as Cripple Crapper

"The cripple stool is the Cadillac of toilets" Larry the cable guy.

by xzybit May 15, 2005

cripple cart cowboy

A male riding a cripple cart.

"Check out that cripple cart cowboy, he's gotta be like 400 pounds."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

Swagger of a Cripple

To have an extremely large amount of swagger. Cripples may not literally "swag" when they travel, but cripples ARE SWAG.

I've got the swagger of a cripple, muthaf**ka IM AWESOME!

by Spiderpig12344 November 16, 2011

cripplydick

A specific kind of shit faced bastard who likes to fuck with everthing that you think is cool.

Shane is a cripplydick, im gunna huck rocks at him.

by cockpushups May 24, 2006

crippled out

to be depressed/bored, a generally lazy, pissed off mood leading to apathy of great proportions.

1)he was of a crippled out disposition yesterday after missing the bus by three seconds.
2)muchos cripplo amigos
3)i am so crippled out right now

by loveangelmusicbaby December 5, 2004

crippled nigger

A black man that thought sleeping with my daughter was a good idea..

Look at that crippled nigger he must of tried banging Johnny's daughter

by Clan anonymous October 7, 2016