Congo Dwelling

One who resides in Democratic Republic of Congo, typically in the rainforest with the bananas.

Man! Jamal is a real congo dwelling, tree swinging, package stealing, absent father having monkey!!

That is quite niggardly of you my gang!

by Monkey man 2424 November 18, 2022

the russian congo

when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star

marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?

by WetRag May 17, 2022

Congo Creamer

When you murder the last remaining northern white rhinoceros in existence, cut off its horn, strap it to your body, and violate the nearest starving African in their mud hut.

Hey Martha! I just got back from my trip to Africa. We got wasted one night and pulled a Congo Creamer.

by BerryMckockiner December 15, 2024

Congo Bongo

A Congo Bongo is a eastern Canadian slang word used to define bald African dudes who are in mining engineering.

Bro look at my roommate Dee, him and his receding hairline, hes a complete Congo Bongo

by CanadianUnislangscholar January 9, 2025

Congo-a-bongo

“Congo-a-bongo” Meaning to lick or fondle the breasts of a woman, this phrase is used in some ways to censor the actually meaning so no kiddies know what you mean

“Can I Congo-a-Bongo?”

“Lets Congo-a-Bongo!”

by Jinsayng-tamarack July 5, 2025

send a letter to Congo

Take a shit

I gotta send a letter to Congo.

by osky152 February 3, 2023