Cognitive Reframing

No, I know what it is that you do there.
Hym "Oh, I know. I know. But that's not what I give a shit about, shit-stick. I don't need my fucking cognition reframed. What you're saying here is that I can't control what you're doing, therefore, I need to LET YOU... Control how I'm responding... By way of cognitive reframing... Why? How about I choose a response that I feel is proportional and you just live with it until you die? How does that sound? And cut it out with the stolen fate, David Goggins-hell, ghost of Christmas future bullshit. You have to presuppose that I would be doing any of the shit these motherfuckers are doing. What I would be doing is the same thing I'm doing now, minus remedial labor, and I'd be playing Baldur's Gate 3 instead of Xcom 2. AND is a motherfucker steals my wallet the wallet is still mine. Is that what the fraud department is going to say? 'Well, under the auspices of "finders keepers, losers weepers," it's actually HIS credit card. You just have to let him use it indefinitely now' No. Get the fuck out of here with that."
by Hym Iam November 15, 2023
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cogniteering

A person who specializes in the process of thought in an engineered and organized way such as to bring about realization of thought into a tangible form, process, or basic understanding.
The cogniteer was able to dissect the situation down to it's essence so everyone understood what happened. He specializes in cogniteering solutions.
by smith gregory May 01, 2010
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Cognitive gammonance

Where gammons can link any subject to something they hate no matter how unrelated.
Headline: High energy particle seen zooming towards earth. "Probably Harry and Meghan rushing to their next interview". - cognitive gammonance
by Chippy De Chip March 12, 2021
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Cognitive dissonance

Adverb
(Cog-native-diss-own-ants)
To knowingly and insultingly deny guilt of an act you have commit against a person you claim to respect or otherwise care for.
Did you see the way she tryed to convince him that she should get every penny out of his pocket? Some people don't care who sees their cognitive dissonance these days.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
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Cognitive Dissonance

Matthew Hartke has a video on YouTube about how it explains Christianity but THAT'S TOTALLY A THING I SAID! CORRECT AGAIN! GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED! But ow... My great mind hurts- Do I have asprin or something?
Hym "Cognitive Dissonance as an explanation for Christianity is totally a thing I said... Just sayin..."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
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