Codumented

a. Self documenting code
b. There is no documentation- go read the code

x ^= y;
y ^= x;
x ^= y;

Swap two numbers. Codumented above.

by nishyoda August 17, 2012

condomeant

1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.

2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"

FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.

FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.

by mBmD September 23, 2012

Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

comomedy

Saying this word will result in extreme laughter.

P1: hey have you heard of the word on the street?
P2: what is it?
P1: comomedy
P2: HAHAHAHAHAHA

by lucio_main September 4, 2020

cocomelonoffical123

a tiktokrr that is amazing

person one:hey did you see that new tiktok cocomelonoffical123 posted???
person2:no tf who is that.
person one:get out my house

by theultmasochist/footfart July 30, 2021

codemeister

a man who gets too many bitches

p1: Hey! What is Cody up to?
p2: He just became a codemeister.

by constarrr June 9, 2022

cocomelon

that annoying ass movie your kid likes

TV: cOcOmElOn dOo DoO dOo dOo DoO dOo
Sibling: ew wtf that baby looks like you dude
Baby: ?

by mintehberri August 7, 2022