Eric Cartman

A character from South Park that expresses hate for minority groups
A “ wow that kid looks like Eric Cartman”
B” kewl
by QuandAledingle May 07, 2022
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officer cartman

In a word: Gay.
In multiple words: a person who is so gay that he feels the need to post useless replys ergo, making himself look stupid and, well, Gay.
officer cartman is a gay.
by Mattus Ruttus July 03, 2006
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cartman

cartman is a stupid racist mass genocidal spoiled little 9 year old who somehow everyone loves
Cartman: FUCK YOU KYLE IMGOING HOME YOU STUPID JEW
by fartassbutt February 24, 2022
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Cartman

Imagine everything horrible thing and person all wrapped into one fat nine year old kid with an annoying voice.
You know who’s worse than Hitler?? That fat kid Cartman from SouthPark!!
by SteveBalls December 24, 2021
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Cartman

Cartman is gonna stick a knife in the guy's brain and leak photo's of his body to the press, because he knows the guy likes that kinda shit.
by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021
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Cartman

A cartton that wanted to be an extrovert when it was fun or funny to him, but didn't want to get stuck as one all the time, even when it wasn't fun, funny, or fair weather shit.
Cartman ended up stuck with Tourette's syndrome depending on his stuffed animals to tell him how awesome he was. That's what happens when you try to be something you're not.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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cartman

a person who is: a racist, xenophobic, no emphaty, psycho
and do:
homicide
prostitution
murder
forced suicide
assassination attempt
forced cannibalism
assault
contraband
theft/obstruction of criminal proceedings
Armed robbery
hate crimes
Kidnapping and illegal detention
unlicensed surgery
Trying to get them to cancel "Family Guy"
Terrorism
war crimes
medical terrorism
Piracy
driving without a license
false complaint
resist arrest
Child abuse
Blackmail
Torture
Fraud/plagiarism
Violation
Contempt of court
present false evidence
Slander
Racism
Cause a national conspiracy
anti semite
cartman is a mf but is the best character tbh
by calicó October 15, 2022
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