In a word: Gay.
In multiple words: a person who is so gay that he feels the need to post useless replys ergo, making himself look stupid and, well, Gay.
In multiple words: a person who is so gay that he feels the need to post useless replys ergo, making himself look stupid and, well, Gay.
by Mattus Ruttus September 4, 2008
Get the officer cartmanmug. by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025
Get the cartmanmug. Imagine everything horrible thing and person all wrapped into one fat nine year old kid with an annoying voice.
by SteveBalls December 24, 2021
Get the Cartmanmug. by QuandAledingle May 6, 2022
Get the Eric Cartmanmug. The clause of a license for an open source project that requires you to publicly suck the balls of (give due credit to) the contributers.
After some indy company got rich for making a really cool game, the sole writer of one of the open source libraries they used started whining on the internet to everybody. He decided not to add a cartman clause to the license of his project, but his balls are so very dry right now.
by wajideus June 13, 2017
Get the cartman clausemug. A hardass.
Cartman is gonna stick a knife in the guy's brain and leak photo's of his body to the press, because he knows the guy likes that kinda shit.
by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021
Get the Cartmanmug. The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.
The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
Get the Cartman next doormug.