Cookie Monster

A guy or person who only goes for the vagina, the cookie. his only motivation is getting off. To an extreme it can mean a person who commits sexual assault or even a rapist.

He is such a cookie monster.
That is cookie monster behavior.

Cookie Monster by cakissecrets January 17, 2026

cookie-monster

on a college campus, one who invites members of the opposite sex into his or her (usually her) dorm for sexual favors. When caught by an RA, the person will say they were eating cookies as an excuse.

That slut was such a cookie-monster.

cookie-monster by Angelo D'mysterioso August 9, 2008

cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

cookie monster eyes by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

cookie monster vocals 

Another term for the various vocal stylings of genres related to progressive death metal. The vocals are incoherent growls, similar to those of Cookie Monster himself.

"Hey, can you understand what these motherfuckers are saying?"
"I don't think anybody can with those cookie monster vocals."

cookie monster vocals by rpg June 12, 2006

Cookie Monster Growl 

Vocals used by death metal/ hardcore metal vocalists. It started being called this because the voice sounded like the cookie monster. In album reviews people will often cite the cookie monster growl. Also see Bree for another example of a death metal vocal term.

The vocalist of (band) switches between high pitch metal screams and a low cookie monster growl.

Cookie Monster Growl by RoundDisc January 20, 2009

Cookie Monster Syndrome 

The inability to stop oneself from eating anything and everything in sight, like Cookie Monster from Seasame Street.

"What's this? This no plate of cookies. This plate of BBQ wings. Ah. Who me kidding? Me compulsive eater. Mahmahmah!" -Cookie Monster on a skit

"Mmm....leftovers!" -Me with my Cookie Monster Syndrome

Cookie Monster Syndrome by chicinthecity March 4, 2008

Cookie Monster Texter

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.

A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"

A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"

Cookie Monster Texter by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010