grease cock itus

The act of not bathing for many a day and having a collection of various things around your "cock" such as cheese shit grease sweat... and of corse negro blood

Andy=Hey pumpkin whats that smell?
Pumpkin=I dont know i just bathed yesterday.....JOEY!!
Joey=Oh i have grease cock itus

by Pumpkin Lowe February 8, 2008

I-see-a-cock-al-itus

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.

Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”

Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the

“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”

by Double triple February 5, 2022

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.

Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003

itachis_cloak

Itachi Uchiha’s snot sucker is a tiktoker who posts Itachi Uchiha related TikTok’s most of the time. She’s a famous TikToker who’s kind and stuff. She’s a great editor yet has denied admitting that multiple times, even though everyone says she’s a good editor. Also a fellow Itachi lover. She’s married to Itachi Uchiha and has 69 kids with him. Well I think. But I’m actually married to Itachi not her 🙄🙄

Itachis_cloak, “I wanna do an edit collab, but I suck at editing and probably give up plus it takes a bit of planning 😭” Snot sucker bitch said, “You’re not bad at editing Pookie” Literally everyone else says.

by izhi_k_ June 20, 2023

itchy cock

Itchy cock is a new slogan to use around friends to look cool meaning “awesome cock”

“hey! itchy cock!”
“thanks dude 😋”

by @ladydimitrescuisamilf on tt February 7, 2021