by Seedaphil August 18, 2025

When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!
Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!
by Juan juenimo December 8, 2022

A Clarkson is a man with a good heart .
He is the definition of "perfect boyfriend " . He's willing to do anything just to make you smile when you're feeling down . A Clarkson will love you and care for you . He will love you more than you love him and he's a man of word . So better find a Clarkson.
He is the definition of "perfect boyfriend " . He's willing to do anything just to make you smile when you're feeling down . A Clarkson will love you and care for you . He will love you more than you love him and he's a man of word . So better find a Clarkson.
by - sheeesh June 8, 2021
