calum hoods toenail

Some random punk bitch on the internet ....lmao

Ask them not me !200.gif! Their -Calum Hoods ToeNail .....

by Borrison the Wise May 24, 2016

calum hood hands

having the hottest and sexiest hands on the plant. they’re so hot that they look good doing anything.

wow mikey you have calum hood hands!!

by 5sosaddicted🖤 April 23, 2021

✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum✨

More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨

✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.

Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((

by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020

Hanging out with Calum Hood

a cute and less awkward way to say you masturbated clitorly

"Sorry man id come over but tonight I'm hanging out with Calum hood it's been a while"

by Henry jk January 7, 2016

Calum Dunbar

A person who exposes nonces

Person1: I just pulled a calum dunbar
Person2: Another one down!

by Bigman86 January 11, 2019

Calums Dick

It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.

yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.

by I_AM_HEMMOSEXUAL_BETCH June 25, 2018

Calum

The name of a person who most of the time is an ass hole. Callum can be a nice person but you will likely find this is a facade

Snake

"Why is calum so mean?"
"Why are you surprised? his name is calum"

by Imanegg April 4, 2019