calum hoods toenail

Ask them not me !200.gif! Their -Calum Hoods ToeNail .....
by Borrison the Wise May 24, 2016
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calum hood hands

having the hottest and sexiest hands on the plant. they’re so hot that they look good doing anything.
wow mikey you have calum hood hands!!
by 5sosaddicted🖤 April 23, 2021
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Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum✨

More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.

Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((
by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020
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a cute and less awkward way to say you masturbated clitorly
"Sorry man id come over but tonight I'm hanging out with Calum hood it's been a while"
by Henry jk January 7, 2016
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Calum

A very amazing person with a huge dick.
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)
Me: Wow look at that amazing person- oh wait that's Calum
by NotCalum'sGirl March 18, 2023
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Calum Redmond

A no good filthy Queensland cunt. Good at stealing girlfriends.
Untrustworthy
Two-faces
I got fucking Calum Redmond'd!
by IsisKarma November 9, 2011
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