Broner

The unintentional but unavoidable girth/tightening in a heterosexual male's pants due to the witnessing of another male's unbelievable stunts and/or acts.

Most common triggers to cause an unavoidable broner include but are not limited to, are: Chuck Noris, Jason Statham, Arnold, The show 'Cops', Showcase Action.

To calm a broner down, one must immediately watch 10 mins of any of the Twilight movies. Or listen to something by Lady Gaga. Actually, any attention to something that resembles a male covered in glitter, and lots of make up should do the trick.

I totally got a broner after watching 'The Expendables' tonight

by GuyfromOntario85 August 13, 2010

Broner

The frat equivalent of a 'man-crush', used to describe a strong, yet totally hetero, attraction to another male.

Dude, I saw Fight Club again today and I totally have a broner for Brad Pitt.

by GillGIlliamJoben March 26, 2009

broner

a boner given to you by your bro.

"Bro i dont know what it is about you but your giving me a total BRONER."

by loki138 January 5, 2009

bryber

player on minecraftonline who played since 2011. finished high school and still working his way to college. idk that's all i know about him he's a really old player

"What does your education look like"
"It looks lIke a bryber"
"9 years in minecraft server , finished high school but still working through college?"
"Yes"

by WertiaCoffee November 13, 2020

Broner

The type of erection you get when being massaged by another man, in a total non-sexual, friendly manner.

Fuck man, yesterday with Tom was so fucking awkward. He was giving me a massage after training, and i looked down and saw a fucking broner!

by krinkle September 22, 2007

Boxing Yul Brynner

stimulating your penis with your hand or hands to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Putting his fists up to engage in a round of rubbing one out he notice that his cock kind of looked like Yul Brynner's Bald head from behind as he start to stroke..... Just then I get a call for one of my buddies they ask, "waz up"? and I say, " just sittin' around BOXING YUL BRYNNER".

by Yo-B-Dawg May 15, 2010

broner

An unintentional male inspired boner. As per David Duchovny, Californication.

That dudes massage felt so amazing I got a broner halfway through and had to turn over.

by kdawgee September 9, 2010