Brett

A guy who will pull you in with funny jokes and comments, you and everyone else will laugh at him about his egotistical behavior thinking it isn't serious, but indeed he is serious. He is full of himself, and thinks the world revolves around him.
My boyfriend never thinks he does anything wrong, I'm so sick of it, if he keeps acting like a Brett I dont know how much longer I will be able to stay
by TinyTim22 March 29, 2011
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filling out the form to get in touch, in vibe rather, with you
How are you, Brett?
How. Are. You.
Do you remember me?
Im not a bad person. You remember.
by Krkič May 17, 2020
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Brett

Man with incredibly small penis, and or a chick with a dick
by pimp ass biotch August 30, 2008
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Brett

-To eat out a girl while she is on her period.
Eww did you hear how our singer pulled off a Brett!!
by MIKE23453534 February 29, 2008
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Damn he's such a Brett.
by chimp2435 January 22, 2017
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(noun.) A white male, also known as a cracker, known for having an unusually small penis. The 'Brett' is often seen buying, selling or tinkering with junked and otherwise useless VW's.
Person 1: That guy is a real Brett.
Person 2: Who, that Tool over there?
by MoliMattnski December 14, 2010
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a selfish bastard who sucks alot of big black cock just like his sister the devil. and one of the most sloppy people you ever meet.
by [R.A.V.E] August 26, 2008
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