David Bowie

He made 'life on mars' the best song ever

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

David Bowie

Most loved rockstar of the 70s/80's. He was the cameleon of Rock n' Roll and overal a smoll bean.

David Bowie is an amazing artist and loved from around the globe.

by David Robert Jones November 23, 2016

David Bowie

The best rocker known to man. Extremely influential. Known to change his persona quite often. Called Rock God or maybe God.

1. David Bowies career lasted 5 decades

by 1972ziggy June 3, 2017

David Bowie's Armadillo

A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".

Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?

Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.

Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!

Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.

by Ziggy Cumdust January 12, 2011

Sam Bowie

To bust (as in ejaculation); going to bust; already bust *just add "d"*

Sam Bowie is quite possible the biggest draft bust in NBA history. He was drafted 2nd in the 1984 to the Portland Trailblazers. He was drafted BEFORE Michael Jordan and John Stockton.

"I'm about to Sam Bowie"

Past Tense:

"Uh, are you on Birth Control?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz I just Sam Bowied"

by Ordainedbaddie September 23, 2017

Dropping a Bowie

When someone defecates explosively into a fixed receptacle, therefore rendering all surrounding cubicles inhabitable for human life.

Guys, avoid cubicle one, I just heard someone Dropping a Bowie!

by azza89db October 19, 2016

David Bowie blowie

Getting a blowjob, and when you finish she throws glitter on ya dick. Also known as an Edward Cullen.

Karen gave me the best David Bowie blowie last night. My dick sparkled for days.

by Thrayse September 3, 2020