Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD

Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

blimp davis

bonnie. a large person who likes bon bons

wow that girl is a blimp davis.

by blimp davis June 16, 2008

blimp job

The art of inserting a deflated balloon in another's anus following with oral inflation of the balloon

At the arts and crafts store one can't help but look at balloons and yearn for a blimp job

by Insaneinethemembrane May 5, 2015

info blimp

basically people being so knowledgeable that their ego is inflated because they think theyre better than you based off of their not having a life and having time to read encyclopedias on saturday nights.

girl 1: "Where is iceland anyways?" girl 2: "It's between Greenland and Ireland...duh." girl 1:" stfu! you're such an info blimp!"

by fried plantains June 23, 2009

Blimp dinger

A person who is fat and black and is also a pussy.

Look at that blimp dinger eating his fried chicken and his water melon drinking grape coolaid.

by datboss69 May 20, 2016

blimp kiss

the art of fellatio upon a defecator.

"im having a poop come give me a blimp kiss"

by bab October 20, 2004

New Year Blimp

A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January.

My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.

by 'Nucks man January 4, 2011