Cookin a beef

The act of grilling a hamburger. Or, the act of defecation.

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're grilling a burger, huh?

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're taking a shit, huh?

by MetalSlugx October 16, 2011

beef shower

A practical joke or method of revenge wherein one unscrews the subject's shower head, places beef bouillon cubes inside, and re-screws the shower head so that when the hot water comes on, beef soup comes out, leaving the subject beefy and confused.

We should totally beef shower him to get him back for sleeping with your sister!

by supernaturale April 27, 2009

Beef Bayonet

The Penis, especially one of a military man or one of a man dressed in military gear.

The soldier shot the load out of his beef bayonet.

by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003

Beefgasm

1. The process of having and orgasm while eating an Arby's roast beef sandwich.

2. An Arby's roast beef sandwich.

I went to Arby's to have a beefgasm. All the people were staring at me, but they understood.

by Prousinator69 February 13, 2009

Wanna beef?

A phrase used to start a fight. Usually after someone else says some thing really offensive to you. It can also be used after someone show aggression to you. Ex. push hit.

Bill: Your mom's a bitch.
Bob: Wanna beef?

by bobmcdoogal February 6, 2012

Beef Shakira

A Beef Shakira is when you tie an 8 ball of cocaine to the end of your dick, and fuck a girl in the ass to turn her into a drug mule.

"The feds arrested me at the airport today, I didn't know I had drugs in me, my boyfriend must have given me a beef shakira!"

by 10angrymexicans December 9, 2012

Beef Arm

A slang word for penis.

It's our third date tonight; I'm gonna hug her with my beef arm

by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010