A Blake Southgate is an abundant female name in Papa New Guinea and Uganda. Once born they are sold off around the world as sex slaves. In continents, Asia and Oceania they will undergo a sex change operation due to popular demand in these parts. They are available for hire but you have to know someone in the business to get one.
Although most you will find have an education and therefore are only available on weekends and holidays. You can rarely buy one permanently but if you are a previous buyer you will be giving time and location for some secret auctions where you can buy them permanently. If you know a Blake Southgate and they disappear or are unavailable on weekends, you know what's happening. Their but holes are as busy as a test toilet at a plunger factory.
Although most you will find have an education and therefore are only available on weekends and holidays. You can rarely buy one permanently but if you are a previous buyer you will be giving time and location for some secret auctions where you can buy them permanently. If you know a Blake Southgate and they disappear or are unavailable on weekends, you know what's happening. Their but holes are as busy as a test toilet at a plunger factory.
I once hired a ''Blake Southgate" he was very average, decent at best. But another time I travelled to Europe to see how good the girls were and she gave me a great rim job. I would recommend getting a girl but that's just my opinion.
by TheDirectDefiner666 September 8, 2016
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"So, after she drove her car through the Denny's, punched a paraplegic and shat in the coffee maker, she said it was her husband's fault because he's been ignoring her?"
"Yep. And they didn't press charges."
"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."
"Yep. And they didn't press charges."
"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."
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Get the Blake Shelton mug.A Take on the business phrase "brain storm" but instead deals with meetings where failure is being highlighted and combatants point fingers at each other as to appropriate blame...
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Person 2: Oh Christain Hammerschmidt IV? Yeah he goes to The Blake School
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Person 2: Oh Christain Hammerschmidt IV? Yeah he goes to The Blake School
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Get the The Blame Song {Blame Song} mug.The Blake Show is a name of a team. Usually this team dominates its competitors and knows how to win all the big games. The amount of talent on the team is great and they all play well similar to an all-star team.
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