Bird Shit

When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.

by Nomah1000 July 13, 2012

bird shit

The feces emitted from the rear of a bird. It’s white and fun to look at.

Bird 1: man i need to shit
Bird 2: well then do a bird shit
Cow: I wish i could do a bird shit :(

by Blackington September 11, 2006

200 pounds of bird shit

what you look like when you don't have a shirt on

HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!

by ihatemyname April 22, 2010

Angry Birds Space

A recently released iPhone game who is the third game in the ''series'', if it really is a series. The point of this game is to shoot somehow superpower-given birds at pigs inside bubbles. And poorly made buildings. If you shoot to hard though, in planets, especially small ones, you will orbit 2-3 times.

A rage is often commiting when you miss.

Some guy: Hey, have you heard that Angry Birds Space is out?
Some faggot: What's good with that. Only rage, frustration and temper going to the top?

by Cracklebowl September 2, 2012

Joke Bird Salad

Noun. Something Utterly hilarious to people who play Sunday Funday. Originally derived from and usually sung to the tune of "Roll Out" by Ludacris.

Joke Bird Salad, with the top back
Joke Bird Salad, you can't stop that
Twin glock Joke Birds, cocked back
Me and my Joke Birds, so drop that
We rollin on Joke Birds, with the top back
So much Joke Bird, you can't stop that

by Lulz JBS April 24, 2010

Jail Bird Syndrome

A condition in which one has feelings of attraction towards many random women, even those less attractive, due to a period of isolation from society.

Man, after finishing my final exam, I felt some major jail bird syndrome on my way to work.

Guy: dude that girl is so hot. Guy2: what?! No she isn't, you must have jail bird syndrome... get out more.

by T-boneCgy August 19, 2011

Double Bird Strike

When having intercourse with a female, doggie style, the male flaps his arms, caws vigorously in a bird-like fashion, proceeds to break hand flap and deliver single hand strike to right buttock, followed by equivocal strike to left buttock. Upon completion, male disengages, announcing "DOUBLE BIRD STRIKE!" Shortly thereafter, male climaxes upon the female's posterior, exclaiming "SPLASH DOWN."

"Dude, I double bird struck the shit out of that chick..."

Double Bird Strike

by doublebirdstrike1 January 23, 2009