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A person, most usually male, that meanders about office spaces looking to harass nice women in the form of absurd comments and uses random and inane approaches with the hopes of enticing his prey into his lair - this is always met with failure and rejection, but somehow manages to excite and energize this person into starting the vicious and vain attempt again.
Quiet, here comes Bill.
by Kingu93 November 18, 2010
To coerce someone into participating in an activity by simply saying "alright let's go" or "you're coming". Such tactics may only work on the weak-hearted or non-confrontational people. Do not try this strategy on someone with a short fuse. This path may result in a swollen lip. The term is derived from ancient Greece, were the philosopher Plato used his strength in the area of rhetoric and persuasive speech to talk a young man into taking part in the town orgy. Historians and ancient Greece enthusiasts insist that this gentleman's name was Bill. However, according to dental records and carbon dating he went by William. To make the term more relative to modern times, it was changed to "billed" because "williaming" someone just sounds retarded.
Dude, I totally didn't want to come to this Goatse Gone Wild exhibition! I wish I wasn't such a vagina so y'all wouldn't bill me so much!
by Chase Reynolds April 20, 2006
a tool bag who parades around their town thinking they have game.
you can find a bill in any bar trying to sweet talk women who clearly do not want to go home with him but he is too drunk to realize.
bills will fool you into believe they are something they are not.
they are also known to have annoying voices and in some cases they're best friend may turn out to be their butt buddy.
you can find a bill in any bar trying to sweet talk women who clearly do not want to go home with him but he is too drunk to realize.
bills will fool you into believe they are something they are not.
they are also known to have annoying voices and in some cases they're best friend may turn out to be their butt buddy.
"That guy that keeps hitting on you, are you going home with him?"
"Hell no! Really, his name is Bill!"
"Hell no! Really, his name is Bill!"
by smarty panties December 08, 2009
Someone with the full name William, but enjoys being called "Billy Bear". A bit of a wanker, to be honest.
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