I hate this job, lets sac it like a massive bellend.
by Alex Reinwalt June 08, 2006
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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
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Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.
James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow
by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019
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Bellender

Someone who's more than just a bellend, but isn't quite the bellendest out there - is technically a bellender
- Man you're such a bellend!
- well if am bellend means you're basically the bellender in here!
by Ivyedera March 03, 2023
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bertie bellend

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"
by southwalessniper July 04, 2012
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Bellend

William mccue likes boys so he is a bellend
by Bellend lover August 22, 2020
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Bellend

William mccue likes the end of a Bobbie so he is a bellend
by Bellend lover August 22, 2020
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