Baboon Head

a lad who has an anus in his skull when he has short hair

dude he has a right baboon head

by Ivan1989 February 5, 2008

Baboon Ass

A Baboon Ass a person somehow attached to a managers or bosses asshole by their nose.

An ASSistant to the manager/boss who has near syphilitic delusions of grandeur and power, who shoots streams of frothing orgasm at the chance to dish out work or pass on pointless messages, pick up rubbish or do mountains of overtime at the behest of their workplace overlord.

Marguerite shot hot wads of frothing orgasm as Gerry-anne explained to her his need for someone to stay behind and monitor the lateshift workers.

Bernardo is such a Baboon Ass, he follows the boss around like his nose is glued to her ass.

by B_C_L March 27, 2009

Baboon-smuggla

a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls

WOW!!! look achyo dumb ass!!! You is such a baboon-smuggla for tryin'

by zandasun October 6, 2015

baboon lips

When a male or female has their pants pulled up so tight, you can see their corn hole outline through their clothes.

Ex. Did you see the baboon lips on kelly, it gave me the stink eye.

by PMSKelly December 10, 2015

Baboon ass

a woman with an ass that protrudes (sticks Out) behind her and the cheeks rotates as she walks (baboon ass)

When she noticed that I was walking behind behind her she began to flirt with her {Baboon Ass} it really turned me on

by Fact One March 9, 2016

baboon kiss

When you bump butts with someone intentionally or not. Like butterfly kisses, but for asses.

My bad, didn’t mean to give you a baboon kiss bud.

by Tannis July 27, 2019

Baboon Button

A baboon... Button

Ok, So you pressed the Baboon Button.

by Dattruenigga March 5, 2022