Birthday 

Drinking home alone, getting drunk and then calling over your gay friends and getting naked.

I have to go to a birthday arty today.

Birthday by Omosa December 18, 2018

Birthday 

A day that you celebrate (happily) coming out of a vagina and into existence.

Guy 1: Hey man, it’s my birthday!

Guy 2: No way! Happy Birthday!

Birthday by -Judah- October 25, 2019

Birthday 

Birthday

- the day you were born
- celebrating you surviving another year
- one year CLOSER to death c:
- the day you get to do anything you want

girl: "OMG its my birthday!!"
people: *giving you gifts*
~then realizing you are one year closer to death~

Birthday by sm0kingxdreamz March 13, 2020

Birthday 

Birthday (buhth·dei) is a day where everyone forgets one second after you tell someone, they don't even care. Birthday is the day where you are dragged out of Joe Mama to eternal hell.

Person 1: It's my Birthday tomorrow

Person 2: ok

the next day...

Person 1: Yay it's my birthday

Person 2: Your Mom Gay

Birthday by Mewies May 13, 2020

birthday 

To celebrate one more year of being alive by almost dying from overdose

yo bro, It's my birthday, lets do all kinds of drugs and wash them down with alcohol.

birthday by DuckLover43 September 29, 2020

Birthday 

A special holiday that only occurs on each day that is great at your Junes

"Happy Birthday!"

Birthday by theycallmebusy October 27, 2020

Birthday 

It's ana's birthday so go wish her happy birthday at @ana_mitran on instagram .

A: go wish ana a happy birthday
B: how
A: go to her insta @ana_mitran

Birthday by anonymous October 30, 2020