Saint Augustine’s

Saint Augustines is the place where people go if they need drug rehabilitation. They are so self absorbed that they don’t notice that nobody likes them. They are constantly receiving complaints from Sydney Busses about after school wanking and keep on fucking the Stellar girls. All of them have STDs by year 8 as there is no size of condom small enough for their chodes. Saint Augustines boys also make abusive Urban Dictionary definitions about public high schools because they are in denial about how shit they are. Fuck off rich kids.

Lot’s of love,
Bally Boys 2019

Person 1: Who are those fuckheads getting arrested?
Person 2: Some Saint Augustine’s wanker

by Balmy Boi 69 November 26, 2019

Augustin

Augustin is the man everyone wants and needs. He is not the best guy worldwide but he is the most perfect man in all of Paris. Obviously he has a dark side, but only one : his black eyes. At the moment you get eye contact with him, you just fall in love.

Augustin is like the godfather. He helps people in need, but doesn’t want anything in return. He is the guy you always dreamed about.

He is attentive and mounted like a stallion.

Girl 1 : “who is this man ? He is so sexy and charismatic ”
Girl 2 : “ oh yeaah ! I want him. Who is he?”

Guy : “ oh ! You’re speaking about Augustin, my BFF.”

by Avatar777 November 23, 2021

Augustine Punke

He is cool and goes to pjhs and has lots of friends. He also LOVES Chloe Cruthis

Augustine Punke is a boy gender who likes girl genders

by Urrmomishot69430 April 13, 2022

Gospod Augustin

Gospod Augustin is a man of infinite wisdom and prowess. Mr. Augustin pursues his aspirations, never faltering, and is a man of his word. Augustin is insightful and considerate with his word choice going out of his way to persuade the next generation in hopes of helping them grow and flourish. Mr. Augustin's kindness reaches across the field of despair, and downward spirals helping those who need it most. He is an inspiration and more should strive to have the same presence he does.

"Gospod Augustin has many words, all which should be listened to"

by Geage December 14, 2022

Augustine

He’s the Goat

Augustine’s the goat

by Kaba Kamara November 21, 2021

Augustin

Augustin is an enormous singe. He can be very annoying with his group of monkeys, but deep down he's always very considerate. Augustin is the kind of person who tries to please everyone, for example by buying a round of absinthe when nobody likes it. As a natural leader, Augustin is mostly a gorilla, especially as he is grave stock. Of course Augustin is intelligent, but instead of choosing the right career path, he prefers to study dinosaurs and Nazi Germany. In short, Augustin is a bestie you must have. 🤞💅

“Look at Augustin! he's so handsome, this huge gorilla".

by sarahllevy April 28, 2025

Augustine

A big sexy Mexican with a big banana

Look at Augustine he’s so fine

by Dktooklean March 25, 2022