by Tek a guess March 29, 2019
Get the attachmug. The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.
John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."
Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."
Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."
by Caesar1911 October 1, 2011
Get the Cock Attachmug. when you easily get obsessed and attached to a specific person because of how lonely you are, could happen for multiple people at a time if youre that lonely and cant find your soulmate😪
joe: i dont want you frl dawg
me: yea but you keep actin like u do by bein here n thinkin of me n shi too so i want u still
days/months/years later..: me:i still want u tho
joe: *ignores*
me: i still want you tho *thinking hes mine frl w none of his effort because of my obsessive attachment*
me: yea but you keep actin like u do by bein here n thinkin of me n shi too so i want u still
days/months/years later..: me:i still want u tho
joe: *ignores*
me: i still want you tho *thinking hes mine frl w none of his effort because of my obsessive attachment*
by sprinklecakecup December 23, 2023
Get the obsessive attachmentmug. A very clingy boyfriend
by Lil Potato December 31, 2016
Get the snatch attachmug. A witchcraft ritual that connects the spirits or souls of two individuals, counterparts A and B. The ritual can be performed in-person and remotely. The symptoms of each counterpart may not be identical. The connection begins with sensation transference, for example: the feeling of one's heartbeat, intoxication/high, or ejaculation. Overtime, with increased physical activity or psychological abuse, symptoms may to progress to telepathy and involuntary movements from opposing counterpart. The connection can be used as a source for torture, target practice and public humiliation. Disconnection will require death of a counterpart.
by CEO JAS January 15, 2024
Get the Spiritually Attachedmug. Regarding Lexicons, Only Spanish Is THe Closest To The COuntry Of Japan's Language Because Of The Vowels That Have Tethers Attached To It <Parenthesis>M<.7.9.7.6.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the Regarding Lexicons, Only Spanish Is THe Closest To The COuntry Of Japan's Language Because Of The Vowels That Have Tethers Attached To It <Parenthesis>M<.7.9.7.6.>mug. a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
Get the attach balloons tomug.