Ned

Ned is a smart, funny, cool guy who is very popular, has lots of friends and is very well liked.
He loves to have fun and hang out with friends. Only the oddballs do not like Ned. Ned is also an Australian and loves surfing.

Person:Hey Ned! Want to have a party?
Ned: Sure, mate! Let's go!

by CookingId June 13, 2016

NED

Never Ending Depression

I finished watching DITF, now i got NED

by miata real November 24, 2020

Ned

EVERY NED AREN'T THAT BAD OKAY ?
THERE IS SOME GOOD ( or at least that try to be good) NED IN THE WORLD CUZ THAT'S ALSO A FIRSTNAME !
DONT BE SO MEAN WITH A SIMPLE WORD !!!!!!!!!

person : hi Ned
Ned : JUST "HI" CUZ I'M A NORMAL PERSON

by lil' snowgirl November 21, 2021

Ned

A true epic gamer and musician, more so than that fucking loser Ted

'Woah I sure am glad I am Ned, not that stupid fucking idiot Ted'

by NotNedThisIsTedISwear June 2, 2020

Ned

Alien ballsack on crack big smack butt crack cute snack thick pack

Me: "Ned get your ass over here"
Ned: "ok"

by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 6, 2020

Ned

Ned is Tom Hollands bestfriend in Spiderman.

Ned, you're my bestie for life!

by never gonna' give you up March 18, 2022

ned

ned = non edcated delinquent, to be honest this statment probaly compliments the majority if neds' intelligences. Basically a large group of cowards that think they're 'hard' because they drink. They are cowards because:-
1 they won't fight unless out-numberring their 'victim' by atleast 3:1
2 they hav to at least 2years older than the person they are fighting
3 always carry a knife

neds are also unable to dre themselves. They all hav very strong speech impedements basically all the say is fuck and mumble.

neds are basically scottish chavs

by anonomous237 June 15, 2006