ass

1.Buttocks
2.A lower class or stupid person.

1.Wow, that chick has a nice ass.

2.Why were you such an ass in class today?

by Bob Hokok November 27, 2008

ass

the best part of the body to fuck

damn....look at her round ass, i gotz ta fuck that, hmmm

by Andyhank August 19, 2005

Ass

Something you ain't got; butt.

Shawty got ass bruh!

by LlamaMama902 January 20, 2015

In The Ass

A sexual position that involves sticking a dick in the asshole

Cop : Wow Maggie your butt cheeks are so soft so where would you like me to fuck you at?
Maggie : Well In The Ass of course!
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Maggie : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad I love it when you fuck me In The Ass!

Cop : Ok you two fags off to jail you go.
Steve : Wait can't Chad finish fucking me In The Ass first?
Cop : WACK! WACK WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Chad : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! SPLAT! Oops!
Maggie : Oh My God You Came On The Cops Shoe!
Chad : It's not my fault he pulled me out of Steve's Ass!
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Cop : Sorry mam I need to take these two fags downtown now!
Maggie : Well shit now who's gonna fuck me In The Ass?
K Mart Worker : Uhh i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Maggie : In your Dreams KMART BOY!
K Mart Worker : God Damn't I wish this town had a Target!
Steve : Hey K Mart boy i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!

by SlopNChop May 14, 2019

Asse

Small like fox

Ex: that asse is so cute and small

by Daddiesgirl6969 April 10, 2020

Assed

The unfortunate process of a pet (typically a cat) bushing their ass across your face, arm, or leg. Use of the word: Yuk the cat just assed me.

Alternative spelling of the word—ewwww.

John work to a terrible smell. Only to realize the cat has just assed his face.

by TalkTalker May 22, 2022

ass, the

the cunt of the future

damn, that ass could shape the future!

by action von jakson October 01, 2004