should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

help

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

He fucked me with a toothbrush

Bellaaathorne fucked Tana mogul with toothbrush and have her a blow job while fingering her nostrols

Bellalallathorne: fuck me harder~
Tanamougogohu: of course daddy~
Bella llama throne: he fucked me with a toothbrush~

by Urmomhasasmalldick February 17, 2019

fucked off for a bad joke

1. Australian slang used as an expression typically in the context of total and utter disregard, disappointment, failure, misery etc.

1. A: "Tried to get my movie on with the missus last night"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"

by Ozzie Oz and the Beautiful Bunch August 9, 2006

A BRO WHO IS FUCKED

IF UR BRO IS FUCKED....
Tell him to piss off and PLAY HIS FAVE GAME FORTNIGHT :OOOOOOOO

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOY LIKES THAT GAME IDMIT IT

Bro: Ohh hey sis
sis: Hey.....
bro: WANT SOME DRUGGSSS
Sis: wtf
bro: IMMA PLAY FORTNIGHT WITH ELLIOT NOW
Sis: *calls police* MY FUCKING BROTHERS ON DRUGS
Police: holy shit EMMA SOME DUDES ON FUCKING DRUGS

Sis: *in head* Should i tell them i can hear everything
police: CRAP WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE
Sis: k
bro: ELLIOT YOU MOTHER FUCKER
Police *Rings doorbelle*

Bro: ASHLEY GET THE FUCKING DOOR
Sis: no you
bro:FINE
Sis: few
bro: yes
sis: >:)
bro: wth
police : YOUR UNDER ARREST

Bro; why
police: Drugs,,
bro: SHIT
Police: *arrests*
THATS what happens if your bro is
A bro who is fucked

by Amelia h da cool May 29, 2018

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025