When you get so turned off, that your pp gets even more flaccid than it is, in its normal flaccid state.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Whitny Wisconsin?
Guy 2: Yeah, shes the one that fucks her dog right?
Guy 1: Yup.. Thinking about it makes me ultra-flaccid
Guy 2: Yeah, shes the one that fucks her dog right?
Guy 1: Yup.. Thinking about it makes me ultra-flaccid
by unbornpotato August 7, 2019
Get the Ultra-flaccidmug. Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
by Xtappo February 27, 2020
Get the Flaccidity Effectmug. Flaccid Reflux : when a man, post intercourse, gets up too quickly and a waterfall of nut pours out his soft phallic member unpleasantly.
" Miss Frizzle has such a gorilla grip WAP that after sex my flaccid reflux acted up and nutted all over her charcuterie board."
by matt Booch January 20, 2021
Get the Flaccid Refluxmug. Somebody who is considered absolutely amazing, the most nourishing person to be around.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.
"oh my god, I love you, you flaccid cucumber"
"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"
"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"
by AntoniusFeral December 3, 2021
Get the Flaccid cucumbermug. When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
Get the Flaccid Unicornmug. Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
by Xtappo February 27, 2020
Get the Flaccidity Effectmug. When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
Get the Flaccid Unicornmug.