OCTOBER 18TH

National sit on your boyfriends lap day ! Sit on his lap no matter what !

Why is has she been sitting on your lap all day ?
Because it’s October 18th

by Cum-monsterrrrz October 15, 2021

OCTOBER 18TH

Sit on your bfs lap day ! Sit on his lap .

Him : wdym it’s October 18th

Her : I supposed to sit on your lap today , we talked abt this yesterday.

by Cum-monsterrrrz October 15, 2021

October 18th

National no valorant day.

Hey, do u wanna play comp?
No, it's October 18th.
Oh yeah, I forgot.

by Koreanjettomgimgay October 17, 2021

October 18th

National slap her ass day

Do anything to her ass, smack it, slap it, punch it, kick it, pinch it, play cars on it, play with tech boards on it, anything.

Why?

Because its october 18th aka national slap her ass day.

by nicotine.addiction October 17, 2021

October 18th

October 18th is international have threesome with Magnus and Didrik day.
Wax your vaginas.
Spread your legs.
Magnus and Didrik are waiting for you.

«I totally fucked the shit out of Magnus and Didrik yesterday.»
«Oh yeah, it’s october 18th, i’m totally ready to suck the shit out of Didrik and Magnus.»

by Magnus and Didrik October 14, 2019

October 18th

national salty ice cream day

Dude 1: hey bro its October 18th aka ice cream day ;)
Dude 2: Uh I don't want salt in my ice cream.
Dude 1: uhm.. You should search what salty ice cream means on urban dictionary..
Dude 2: uh okay..?

by Loser02482 October 17, 2022

October 18th

the day that the most important Billie eilish interview will be filmed every year again untill Billie is 90, its a vanity fair interview.

some non Billie fan: why tf are you so nervous/excited

The Billie fan: its october 18th. the day that billie’s vanity fair interview is being filmed.

by billiesphonenumber October 19, 2021