Shrek

A living legend aka GOD

He said to me "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" And I totally agree with him.

by Spade and Shade September 22, 2020

Shrek

Shit on a plate and use the shit as lube and fuck the partner in the ass hole while he plays Shrek The video Game

I'm Gunna SHREK the shit out of u;)

by nictendo64 September 8, 2011

Shrek

The sexiest fucker in exsitence dont @me bitch hes hot and thicc and uhhhhhhhhhhh he make me nut

shrek, more like god

by shrek worshipper June 4, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016

Shrek

Unit of measurement for time. One shrek is equal to 1 hour and 35 minutes, which is also the length of the movie.

"See you in a shrek!" (1h35')
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47'30'')
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by tacboss1234 May 30, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is an absolute God he is legendary and he rules the universe, nothing can stop. Shrek is a duo with donkey at together they can take over the world they are unbeatable. Doing a Shrek is being cool and legendary but no one can match to the real Shrek.

Bob is so shrek he just did a front flip

by donkeh28 June 6, 2020

Shrek

god

shrek is love shrek is life

by s0me r3ally gr8 b8 m8 June 29, 2016