National Jorts Day

National Jorts day is April 5th

You: “what Do we wear tomorrow?” (it’s April 4th)
Ms. Farrell: Jorts duh it’s national Jorts day!”

by Ueded April 5, 2024

jorts gate

an argument between the infamous tana mongeau and brooke schofield at a convention

“do you remember jorts gate?”
“what?”
“like… tana and brooke? yk? like ‘NINE IS CRAZY’ ‘OH SORRY EIGHT!’”

by orodicidiwjnricc July 15, 2025

Jort

He is looking nice and patatic, always trains but goes every day to the mac or kfc, when there are random people jort is the shy guy

Person1: hey jort
Jort: …(shy guy)

by Bernatdk November 22, 2021

jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.

I'm in love with Jort Mathijssen or as i say it i'm in love with God.

by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017

Jort

Minecraft addict.

Me: so what are you going to do after school?
Jort: MINECRAFT!

by AsianMonkeh October 25, 2023

Jort

A jort is a person who is scummy, annoying, rude etc. No jort is ever nice, believe me you will never find a nice jort EVER.

"Hey you see that idiot over there?" "That guy is such a fuckin jort.

by Thecoolguy11 May 8, 2020

jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024