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Pineapple

A yummy yellow fruit accompanied with spikes to protect itself. They are not too expensive.
Jimmy bought a pineapple for his wife.

"Ow! The pineapple juice splat into my eyes!" Jill screamed.
by probably a しょたこん January 31, 2018
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A Pineapple

-A Pineapple is an ex you really hate or despise after breaking up with them.
-Sometimes used to describe someone that is seemingly sweet but prickly on the outside.
Genny: Did you hear Kristin and Claire broke up last night?
Galeela: Yeah! I heard Kristin called Claire a Pineapple!
Genny: Omg, I never thought Claire was so prickly!
by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH November 17, 2016
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pineapple

A large oval-shaped, spikey fruit that is theoretically rammed up somebodys arse by a superior when somebody fucks up at work.

Origin: Underground coal mining industry- Newcastle, Australia
"I'm going to get a pineapple over that"

"Trev got a pineapple this morning"
by Tabasco Spitty December 1, 2011
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Pineappleism

Pineappleist:
a person who is atheist but belives we should worship the "o'holy Pineapple" because it makes as much sence as going to church.
not actual religion.
basically a someone who is silly about relgion.
Person 1: whats you religion?

Person 2: Pineappleism.

Person 1: ah I see you are one with the pineapple!

Person 2:(not really a religion though).
by we-will-eat-you May 14, 2009
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Pineapple

I cut his pineapple in half with my dick
by Chaseinme October 12, 2020
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Pineappleism

A funny expression or phrase from the super funny hit movie Pineapple Express.
Saying that someone is your BFFF is an example of a Pineappleism.
by Turbosgurl January 11, 2009
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Pineapples

A) Yes, We all know it's a fruit.
B) A code word used by collegiates (or anyone sharing a room) to notify his/her roommate that he/she is getting laid.

Verbally it is spoken to get the roommate out of the room to engage in sexual activity or Written on a sticky note and put on the door to

avoid a walk in.
A): If you are looking for the literal pineapple fruit, you shouldn't be on here.
B): Joe put a sticky note with "Pineapples" written on it so his roommate wouldn't walk in on him banging Jen.

Joe: I need the room tonight.

Tim: Why?

Joe: Pineapples.

Tim: Ah. The room's yours.
by Delta_Menace September 22, 2013
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