Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”
by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025
Get the Dog Assmug. Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.
Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"
by Ilkley March 25, 2020
Get the dance with a dogmug. 
Psychotic miniature dogs such as Yorkshire Terriers, Chihuahuas, Maltese, Shih tzu, Pomeranian and Pekinese that act as though their territory extends beyond their front porch and out to the entire block. Sometimes seen in your front yard shitting or barking at you for picking up the paper.
The male owner secretly hopes the dog gets hit by a car while the female owner treats it like a faultless child regardless of whether it bites visitors or their own kids.
Little piranha like creatures that come screaming out of their house off leash to confront you and your dog with the owners scurrying frantically behind them asking you not to report their dog for biting you or blame your German Shepherd or Pit Bull for ripping them in half resulting in them reporting it and your dog getting put down.
Even as a dog lover, you are forced to kick them in order to stop them from nipping at your ankles while riding your bike or skateboard. Also known as 'shit dogs' because the only thing they are good at is shitting and being little pieces of shit.
The male owner secretly hopes the dog gets hit by a car while the female owner treats it like a faultless child regardless of whether it bites visitors or their own kids.
Little piranha like creatures that come screaming out of their house off leash to confront you and your dog with the owners scurrying frantically behind them asking you not to report their dog for biting you or blame your German Shepherd or Pit Bull for ripping them in half resulting in them reporting it and your dog getting put down.
Even as a dog lover, you are forced to kick them in order to stop them from nipping at your ankles while riding your bike or skateboard. Also known as 'shit dogs' because the only thing they are good at is shitting and being little pieces of shit.
Hello 911...I need an ambulance urgently. A pack of nipper dogs tore apart my Achilles Tendon while I was riding my bike.
by Cory Cooper August 28, 2016
Get the nipper dogsmug. 
A sex party where thousands of men get together to have sex with dogs (and each other). Typically takes place in a hotel like the Hyatt Regency in Burlingame, CA. These parties are typically kept in secret and very few people outside the parties know about it.
Basically a Diddy party with dogs.
Basically a Diddy party with dogs.
by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025
Get the Dog Partymug. A type of delicacy in asian culture. We eat it either slow cooked or grilled on the spot. You can either put salt or paprika on it to add flavor and texture. I would recommend not eating it with an asian friend as they would absolutely fucking demolish that shit in 2.3 seconds.
"Jimmy: Hey Xheng Xhenong, Do you want to eat some dog with me?" "Xheng Xhenong: shut the fuck up witcho bitchass bod"
by Niznet January 17, 2024
Get the dogmug.