it’s a day where girls/guys grab a guys dick, this day occurs on april 12, the day after grab ass day!
by tctuesdays April 11, 2019
Get the national grab dick daymug. Suck my dick bitch. If u don't you are racist!
Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"
Man: "OK bitch!"
by anonymous April 2, 2021
Get the National Suck a Dick Daymug. January 11th
On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!
No one gets left behind!
On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!
No one gets left behind!
My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.
by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023
Get the National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Daymug. Bandage93 is a cute handsome man. He deserves his own day! This day will be celebrated on September 11th at 8 am! Thank you!
"Oh man, its National Bandage93 Appreciation Day, lets celebrate!"
"What the fuck are you doing in my house?"
"What the fuck are you doing in my house?"
by Bandage93 March 22, 2025
Get the National Bandage93 Appreciation Daymug. On the 7th of May, you have to tell your crush you like them. They might say yes. Plus the worst they can say is no, and rejection is a great way to learn that you don't need a goth gf. Or anyone who is toxic or just a bad person you deserve better. If they say no its okay. There's more fish in the sea.
*male one, walks up to girl* did you hear that John got rejected by Bethany. On National, tell your crush you like them day.*woman* on my god really. Well I guess that's nice of her not to be an ass about it since John is pretty sensitive. *male* also i like you. *woman* reallyyyyyy! On my gosh! *gives really cute eye stare* I like you to! Your such a great friend to have. Oh can I tell you about this boy I like? He works at a cat cafe. *male. Really disappointed, thinking well i told her and im friend zoned. That's okay I guess..... gives forced smile* oh really go on.
by Itsamebobvy October 13, 2025
Get the National, tell your crush you like them day.mug. by Limpingmybizkit February 7, 2023
Get the National Minion daymug. by Bigdaddypds August 25, 2022
Get the National titty pic daymug.