brush the babies teeth

When you have sex with pregnant girl.

Hay babe want to brush the babies teeth?

by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

babyed

to baby someone/ to be babyed

Taking good care of someone by for example giving them blankets hot choclate or just a lot of cuddles.

My girlfriend felt sick today so i babyed her all day.

by El Xo March 19, 2023

Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly

My your retirement baby is looking healthy.

by Cyclotol 80/20 May 4, 2018

flint river baby

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river

Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby

by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

Carlos- The Baby

Carlos is the baby from the hangover who has recently became my kid and is also simultaneously a world wide media agent star working with the likes of travis scott and kanye west. He has only a couple good friends and runs as small buisness in turkmenistan.

Wow look over there she is making Carlos- The Baby smoke.

by Yegor_run November 25, 2021

black baby twerk

a term used for something so horrible that no words can describe it. used in describing what you do to character AI

“man what i did to anime girl was totally black baby twerk”

by shermboy16 August 20, 2023

Baby in the wings

When you have lots of potential love interests in your DM’s but you are in a relationship. These are the ones waiting for you to be single.

Jeremy you said you were going to work on yourself but you always have a baby in the wings !

by Heavy metal vixen July 10, 2023