May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)
Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!
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John: “Did you hear what Tomorrow is?”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”
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Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
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Nokia Nation is a groupchat on Twitter originally created by f4ttea, regarded as the most iconic and legendary in the platform’s history. The group consists of over 50 queers and pretend-straights who are extremely jobful and specialise in many sectors. such as ending Xiu Xiu, a fake SZA fan and an obsessed fad who pretends to be a woman by using a name linked to the war memorial flower. The group has an extensive history of creating unique and memorable jokes that live on today, and has had an undeniable impact on the Twitter platform.
AD: @dondaisaoty is the most iconic member.
Nokia Nation is a groupchat on Twitter originally created by f4ttea, regarded as the most iconic and legendary in the platform’s history. The group consists of over 50 queers and pretend-straights who are extremely jobful and specialise in many sectors. such as ending Xiu Xiu, a fake SZA fan and an obsessed fad who pretends to be a woman by using a name linked to the war memorial flower. The group has an extensive history of creating unique and memorable jokes that live on today, and has had an undeniable impact on the Twitter platform.
AD: @dondaisaoty is the most iconic member.
by soulglitch June 8, 2023
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