Robin Williams Syndrome

A mental disorder that causes a person to constantly make unfunny jokes but once in a blue moon come out with a banger.

"Bro why tf are u so unfunny most the time but then sometimes come out with a banger"
"I was diagnosed with Robin Williams Syndrome"

by Meteonexp November 9, 2023

John Syndrome

Discovered in 1911, John Syndrome, otherwise known as Johnitis is a common Syndrome that affects many people worldwide. The main parts of the body affected include the brain, liver, and lymph nodes. Side effects of this syndrome include decreased cognitive function, decreased motive function, and increased depression.

You seem to have Johnitis
You scored low marks on a test because of Johnitis
Have you been affected by Johnitis by beating a man with a crate of bananas?

John Syndrome is the downfall of society

by anonymous November 9, 2023

Ghost boogie syndrome

Ghost boogie syndrome happens when you sense a tickling feeling inside your nostrils but you are not sure whether it’s a boogie or just a nose hair growing.

Aibat had ghost boogie syndrome at the most unexpected moment – he was mansplaining filmography to his friend. He tried to play it cool.

by erverta November 9, 2023

Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle

Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome

by Extra gum November 12, 2023

Little Man Syndrome

Little man syndrome is where you are so short no woman wants you.

An example would be Talus height 5’1”. No one has ever seen him with a woman therefore he has Little Man Syndrome

by Not your bc November 13, 2023

up syndrome

when your syndrome is down but your money is up

"my syndrome may be down but my money is up, And that's why they call it up syndrome,,

by the big fat rat November 13, 2023

Invitee Syndrome

Someone who feels unwelcome unless specifically invited to do things with others.

A person who may want to participate in activities with others, but is unable to ask to join and instead must be asked themselves by others to participate.

Said person will only feel comfortable joining others when invited to do so.

Example 1
P1: “Hey is John coming to the meetup this weekend? He is one of our best friends so he should be there right?” P2: “I don’t think anyone has asked him to come yet. He has Invitee Syndrome you know.”

Example 2
P1: “Hey (P2), where has John been? He hasn’t got on to play any games in ages but I’ve seen him online. Does he not like hanging with us or something?”

P2: Nah (P1), John just has Invitee Syndrome. He loves hanging out but just can’t ever ask himself to do so.”

by FatherMeat November 14, 2023