Me

I'm ugly everyone hates me i will never g et married.

HI I'm ME I wI'll never be your friend it's not you it's ME.

by SkylarTheMedalark November 3, 2017

got me lit

1. The act of being enlightened. Beyond light.

2. Intoxicating without the act of intoxication

This website got me LIT!!!!

by CynicalBitch November 4, 2017

Call me a taxi

Means that a person wants no part in the matter

Is this a drug deal!?!? Call me a taxi bye.

by Booby-boy November 6, 2017

someone to the right of me

When you want to say something bad about someone to the right of you, but you don't want to say they're name so you say someone to the right of me.

Theres someone to the right of me, who doesn't know how to be normal.

by Tarferhal November 10, 2017

someone to the left of me

When you want to say something bad about someone to the left of you, but you don't want to say they're name so you say someone to the right of me.

Theres someone to the left of me, who doesn't know how to be normal.

by Tarferhal November 10, 2017

don't let me breathe

What you say to your lover when you're deepthroating his member

Girl 1: FUCK don't let me breathe
Boy 1: my c**** is so big you won't be able to babe girl don't worry

by physicsslut101 November 16, 2017

woof me

The classy way of asking someone for a Cleveland Steamer.

Kind gentleman, would you do me a great honor and woof me.

by Bro-Central November 26, 2017