National Screw You Day

June 18
On June 18, feel free to tell that one person screw you!

“Hey screw you man!”
“Hey screw you too!”
“You saying that cause it’s National Screw You Day?”

by White nose sam June 17, 2025

National throw Simon Day

On October 7 its National throw Simon day meaning anybody named Simon can be thrown into the atmosphere.

You: Hey Simon .
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!

by Daleym October 6, 2022

National shut the fuck up day

everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares

tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus

by Mememaser April 18, 2020

National Get Drunk Day

June 16th of every year is national get drunk day.

you better be drunk tonight it’s national get drunk day.

by holidayman25 June 13, 2024

national send someone who askes a nude day

if someone send you this definition on the 29 of may you have to send him as many nudes as he wants

friend 1 hey its national send someone who askes a nude day
friend 2 oh dame how many do you want
friend 1 10

by jackalob May 28, 2020

national hit teacher day

November 29

this day you will hit her as hard as possible on national hit teacher day

by jamal20944 November 29, 2023

National Hickey day

November 3rd is national hickey day. This means your obligated to revive and or give a hickey from your significant other, if you don’t then you guys just aren’t meant to be....

Girl: what day is it?

Boy: national hickey day

by Hickeygurllll November 1, 2020