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National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.
Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!
by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022
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National Homewrecker Day

October 16th post a picture of your “friend” that is a homewrecker
Post emily on your story because she wrecked your relationship with chad because it’s national homewrecker day
by losera.s.s69 November 14, 2020
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National Screw You Day

June 18
On June 18, feel free to tell that one person screw you!
“Hey screw you man!”
“Hey screw you too!”
“You saying that cause it’s National Screw You Day?”
by White nose sam June 17, 2025
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National Saying Sorry Day

April 13, 2018. This is the day where you can turn things around, where you can say sorry to whoever you've wronged and change for the good.
Some Guy"Squeezes a Girl's but on April 11, 2018...

Hey Some Guy say sorry on April 13, 2018 to that girl who shall remain nameless. It's National Saying Sorry Day you can say sorry
by BigboiPickle May 26, 2018
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National kiss day

Josh:Dude I just kissed this random girl
Blake:did why?
Josh: haven’t you heard,ITS NATIONAL KISS DAY!!!
by Mauri10652 April 11, 2019
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National fuck a friend day

National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
by Fuckafriend May 6, 2022
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National chicken noo noo day

A cold winters day we’re papas make chicken noo noo (it’s good for the soul)
Hey papa can we make chicken noo noo

Why yes Zach it is cold and it’s national chicken noo noo day
by Exactly23wolves December 12, 2021
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