Hate Your Face Wave

It is a high speed wave that is used by people who want to flip you off but think it is too vulgar to use the middle finger. The faster the wave the more hate is fueling it. Just because you don't curse doesn't mean that you can't use hand gestures to express your anger.

Kathy was so angry at the drive that cut her off that she gave them the hate your face wave.

by Oi has a monster May 7, 2018

Face Card

American Express “ platinum or Gold” credit cards.

popularized on social media as “face card never declines” hence the fact that American Express credit cards are elite credit cards, and tend to never decline.

That was expensive! Its okay face card never declines.

by Anonymous 2671 January 22, 2024

Fart face

Fart face: A person who got farted on the face and when you sit on a persons face and fart.

He woke up angry.
Why? My cousin sat on his face and farted!
Fart face.

by AR-Rockets April 5, 2022

Face Buddy

A person who looks like you, whom a mutual friend or acquaintance has photographed or tagged on social media. Or mentioned. Or put you in contact with. Whatever. You then confirm the verisimilitudinousness and end up being buddies. What could be easier, or freakier?

S: The pool attendant at my gym looks SOOOOOO much like you. I want to take his picture.

H: You should. I'd like to have him as my Face Buddy.

by Zoboomafoobar May 8, 2013

Fag Face

Trent Burkett

Person1: Trent Burkett is a fag face.
Person 2: Yeah, no shit Sherlock!

by Kingbigshit June 24, 2017

otter face

The face of an otter.

Look at the otter face.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Face Flurry

Giving a girl a facial and then proceeding to shake your unwashed hair over her. Dandruff sticks to the sperm covered areas as a result

"Jess is so freaky! She let me give her a face flurry so good it looked like she's been living in a snow globe"

"I gave my girl a face flurry so thick the superintendent had to close school for it!!

by AtYaGirlsPlace September 21, 2020