ass flick

ASS FLICKING. A motion in wich your full arm is used also powered by your wrist with ending result of your middle finger grazing your womans ass at very very high speed. End result is woman screaming and right after that chasing you to beat yo ass because she pissed off from the pain caused by the ASS FLICK.
Example 💪🏻 moving at 100+ MPH with middle finger🖕🏻 fully extended. Aiming for the ass cheeks and perfectly connecting the tip of the nail with the ass. If done correctly it will cause major pain 😖😭😭 and followed by immediate anger 😖😠🤬😡.

When ass flicking my girlfriends ass I move to a safe distance to avoid her angry punches.

by RP96 January 17, 2019

refridgerator ass

An obese persons large square shaped ass.

Rick: yo check that fat bitches ass!

Jarvis: that bitch got a refridgerator ass

by new bugatti April 20, 2014

Ass pirate

A guy who goes after another guy’s girlfriend, wife, etc... Tries to steal someone else’s booty, usually at the time when the couple is in a fight.

After Jack & Michelle had a huge argument, Charlie called Michelle to "console" her, one thing led to another and now Charlie & Michelle are sleeping together... Charlie is an Ass Pirate.

by LivingLarge November 24, 2011

Ass Sand

When one has generous amounts of sand in their ass crack; often falling on to the bed as they sleep. Usually formed from not showering, ass sand is a common issue for many men with poor hygiene status'.

"Taylor, you got ass sand all over the bed."

by Sneisjwkkwla February 10, 2015

ass mucker

Named Joey, sometimes goes by slang name Puuch. Mucks ass 9-5 like it's his day job. Professional ass mucker.

I'm an ass mucker, my name is Joey

by Ass Mucker May 11, 2015

ass a massive

A huge ass!! With giant ass crack.

Kayla has an ass a massive, all the boys like her ass a massive.

by bathroom bitches December 29, 2014

nerd ass

A fashion trend that fully developed in 2018 combining nostalgia of the early 90's with the clothing style of Napoleon Dynamite. The nerdier you dress, the trendier you are.

"Maybe it was the knee high socks or the tucked in t-shirt and cargo shorts, but his style was nerd ass."

"Bro, nice 7-up jump suit! That's so nerd ass!"

by chalk_nasty June 22, 2018